Madoff Part II

Now, this is sum foolishness, I do declare!

Bernie "Quick Change Artist" Madoff has hired a consulatant to find the best prison for his 150-year stay.

Wow...the rest of us have to go where the heck they feel like shipping us off to, but he gets to scope out options, weigh the pros and cons and do a SWOT analysis of his options. My, my. Remind me not to break any serious laws and screw over ppl legally until I get rich.