I'm Not in the Business of Free Advertising,

but these new angus burgers at McDonald's? OMG, run and tell ya mama! Those things are dee-licious. I mean it.

I used to be all uppity, like, 'I don't eat McDonald's hamurgers...just chicken and fish.' A lot of ppl say this as well.

But my sister was treating, so I stepped out on faith and tried one of these third-pounder boys, with red onion and lettuce and tomato...and now I'd like you to know that it was hella tasty. Almost made me feel less guilty for eating all that food at 3 a.m.

(And while I'm at it, Popeye's chicken strips are nothing to sneeze at, either.)

Alright, no more free advertising. Of all the companies that are struggling today, McDonald's is the only one posting a profit...so they clearly don't need my help.