A Baby Daddy Scorned

My mama called this one. She said Sarah Palin resigned so she could pursue that book deal, which would make her money way longer than government ever could.

Mama, you were right. Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, who lived with the Palins all of two weeks, said he heard Sarah say on numerous occasions that it would be nice to take advantage of all the offers coming her way. One such offer was a reality show (which, unfortunately, many of yall would watch.) He also said her book deal alone was worth millions.

By the way, young Levi is also working on a book deal and a movie deal...first the Palins forced him to get engaged to their daughter, then when Sarah lost they decided to drop the front. they kicked him out, called off the wedding, and now they barely let him see his baby...so really he's a baby daddy scorned. However, I'm still gonna take his word on this.