Universal Mom Truth #1

One thing I've learned about mothers everywhere is that when they start yelling, they do not stop.

Rest assured, if your little sister did sumthing to set her off, after she yells at her for at least 30 minutes, she's going to find a reason to hit you next. You may not have thought you did anything wrong at that particular time, but she's already fired up and has to keep going. If there are 9 kids in your house, all it takes is for 1 of you to get her started...she's gonna go down the line until she gives everybody some.

It is therefore your daily and never-ending duty to make sure your life is completely together at every given moment of every single day.

Did you make your bed? Did you take too long in the shower? Did you fold all your laundry? Did you do your homework? Did you iron your clothes? Is there dust on your floor? Do you have a 5-year plan for your life?

Trust me, no matter if you think you've covered all your bases, she will not concede defeat - she's gonna find sumthing to harp on. And even when it's not my mother doing the yelling, it's just as annoying....I've heard people's mothers talk to them like dogs in the street.
You ever been at a friend or relative's house in disbelief, like, "Dang, yo mama is going soooo hard right now." You just feel bad for everybody in the house.