Why Is It That?

*It rains the first part of every week in Atlanta?

*It rains as soon as you do your hair?

*They love to kidnap little girls in Florida? Every time I see a headline containing the words, "Missing Girl," 9 times out of 10, she's missing in the state of Florida...I love Florida, personally, but if I have girls, maybe that's not the place to settle.

*Most of the gay men you know are hilarious? Like, really, are they born with heightened comic abilities? (Was that stereotypical? Yes. Buttt it's based on personal observation....as is their innate musical abilities, as well.)

*Old black women don't go gray...they go blonde. Women of other races do it too, but honestly, it's more noticeable and (garish) because most often, it conflicts with their skin tones. Thereby, in your effort to look younger, you actually get the opposite effect and wind up dating yourselves.