FYI

...NO body looks good in white sunglasses. No one. You all look like you missed the audition to be Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas.

...If you try on clothes in the dressing room, then you hang them all up...INSIDE OUT...then you've really done no favors for anyone, have you??? In fact, having to turn them on the right side and then re-hang just DOUBLED the workload, thankyouverymuch

...Apparently, there are no such thing as secretaries. As I was told today, "First off, I'm her assistant; not her secretary." Even if they look like a secretary, sits where a secretary/receptionist usually sits and performs tasks that a secretary usually does....do not call them one!

....If you're still potty training, you should take care of that before you come to work...Cuz I'm not quite sure why every time I use the restroom at the office, others have left pee all around the toilet seat. I'm pretty sure I'm like the youngest person here, y'all...

(More nuggets of wisdom to follow)