I'm Not A Strip Club Fan, but Sucks if You Are

The Detroit City Council is hearing a proposal to make sum crzzzyyy strip club changes.

For one, they want to stop serving liquor...that's a grave mistake. It's like not serving alcohol at a nightclub or a football game.

Next they want to cut out lap dances, and strippers would have to remain on stage with about 6 feet distance btw them and the patrons....sorry, ladies, no one will be stuffing dollas in ur g-string that way.
And for all you "ballers" and the "upscale" clientele (which is an oxymoron to me since you're at a sleazy nasty titty bar, excuse my language) they want to eliminate private VIP rooms. I've heard first-hand that athletes feel there's nothing to do in Detroit but go to the strip club...do yall really wanna lose their money?

WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA GO TO A STRIP CLUB WITH NO LIQUOR THAT WONT LET YOU GET CLOSE ENUF TO GET A LAP DANCE???

I wouldnt go either way, but if that were a major source of entertainment for you, I could understand if you were concerned. Forty percent of all Mich. strip clubs are in Detroit, and any place with a liquor license generates revenue.Plus, I believe strippers have been recession proof. So in short, I dont think it'll pass cuz this city needs every dime it can get. We cant afford to have an entire industry shut down, which that proposal would cause.