Mr. Usher

You of the current mid-life crisis. I want to buy your album, but I bought the last one and it sucked. Millions of us adore the masterpiece that was "Confessions," but now that you're out here telling girls to put hands in each other's pants, I won't hold my breath for content as pure and perfect as before.

Do I like your singles on the radio? Yes, they all grew on me. However, Mr. Usher, you have so many DAMN singles that I am not so sure I need to go spend money on your album anymore!



Thanks for single-handedly saturating the market. However, I do enjoy that you have a song where you use the term "shones," and I do love the (almost sacrilegious) Stevie Wonder sample on that Lil Freak song. And I def enjoy THIS song: