Dear Monica aka Miss Thang

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Monica. Why, oh why? Why did you get my hopes up? Why did you show me your struggle to make this album and your vision to give us fans the music we deserve?

Cause, Momma, I'm not sure that you did that. First of all, you gave me 10 songs. I coulda gotten more content if you dropped a dang mixtape. I love your vocal tone and the lyrics, but I'm 60 percent done listening to the album, and this simply was not a memorable experience. I can't think of many songs that I'd like to repeat, aside from "Everything to Me," which I can hear on the radio right now, and "Believing In Me."

And where the hell is that "Infinity" song? That's what you call a BANGER! And who approved these Missy songs??? You coulda saved them trash tracks. They sound like uninspired samples she meant to put on a Keyshia Cole album four years ago. Missy, you wrong for doin Monica like that. I really believe you were trying to clear some space on your laptop and said, "Wait, what's this song? I don't even remember makin this...Keyshia pregnant, so she ain't droppin no album soon...who can I dump these tracks on?"

I mean, Miss Thang, you're my gyrl, and I will definitely give this album a chance to grow on me. It's not bad...it just didn't hit me over the head like I expected it to. I thought I was gon throw this CD in, turn it up and ride OUT!!! Did Rocko f* up ur vibe or sumthin, Momma?