Saturday, April 4, 2009

Look Here, Little Booty Girls

Just because you are skinny, you do not have the right to wear little shirts with your leggings. Stretch pants go with tunics. That is the style right now. DOnt have yo lil booty ass in the mall in sum tite stretch pants and a lil tee stopping right above ur hip bones. That still looks stank. (Just like big girls look bad in them shiny ass pleathery "stanky Legg" video hot pants)



Also...lil booty girls: you still need to throw a belt on with your jeans. Think about it; you dont have a booty or hips to hold the jeans up on your waist...so we all see ur lil plumber's crack as you tip toe by. Just a public service announcement.

1 comment:

surabi said...

Miss D: you are hilarious. This post is so true and too funny.