Calling All Prayer Warriors

Can we please petition God for another television show for Kevin James so he can stop doing movies like this? #StruggleLife



Is King of Queens not syndicated? Did he not get a back-end deal? If you get residual checks, you shouldn't have to do things like this:



OR THIS:



(And don't you try to tell me, "Paul Blart wasn't that bad!")
When you bow your heads tonight, send one up for Kevin James. At this point, I think even taking up knitting would make him a more productive citizen...

What I Know For Sure 2.3

White people all think they are your boss.

Even the ones who are younger than you. And the ones who are dumber than you. Even the ones fixing your sandwich at Jimmy John's. Yep, all of 'em.

What I Know For Sure 1.1

When *people* start a sentence with:

• "In the future,"
• "Going forward," OR
  
• "It's not a big deal"

 Rest assured that what follows the clause will piss you off.

Also, when these same *people* start a sentence with "Reason being," said reason will be produced from between their buns. But ya know, they're an authority on everything, so they expect you to cash it like a check.

I plan to gift you with more golden wisdom like this, as it is revealed to me from on high.

What I Know For Sure 0.1

White girls hate me....

......But they are fascinated by my hair.