Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sorry, Nice Guys....

Yes, you DO finish last.
...and I'm one of the girls who has you thinking about going bad.
I mean,ladies, we all say we want a nice guy. We list desirable traits such as: sweet, smart, spiritual, employed, etc....But when it physically walks up and says hello, it's just not as interesting as it sounded.
So I'm sorry. I've been approached by so many guys who were so "nice"....I almost felt bad about not giving them half a chance.

I guess that's why they call it chemistry. We do actually want you to possess all those things, just in the right amounts. The formula has to be just right.
Can I have:
nice...but not too agreeable?
kind...but not soft?
intelligent...but not in constant neo-soul mode, hittin me with yo deep prison philosophies?
Spiritual...but not condemning or judgmental? (There's that word again: see post "Non-Church Folk Love to Tell Church Folk How to Act")
Polite....not mousy?
Compliments...but not ass kissing?
Affectionate...not smothereing?
Interested...not aggressive and desperate?

Sooo yeah, I guess I need you to be an alchemist. They call it chemistry cuz you gotta have the right combination, baby!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't necessarily believe that nice guys finish last because who is what we want them to be. Even if we see a bad guy or a tough guy, admit it he ain't all that. I have yet to meet someone who is wha we want or truly desire. Chemistry to me is just a lustful desire for something that will always be more trouble than it is worth. And just take a look at all the heartache, diseases, broken marriages, broken lives to see that everyone finished lasts if you ask me because no one has chemistry that has been challenged and defeated. Outside of working on something to be the way you want, everyone finishes last if they don't. Nice post though. Surabi

B.Rand said...

Damn, Dria, it's like that. lol