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This will be a short one....Yesterday a co-worker was asking me where I hang out and what clubs I go to. I told him that since graduation, the only place I've been hanging is church...and that the clubs I like aren't even in this zip code. Well, it just so happened that later on that afternoon my sister said she was going out, and I had a friend in town to roll out with.
To put it mildly, it wasn't the best time I've ever had. The most interesting part of the night was checking out the "ethnic" hairstyles. Those girls came with it! (That and the lady in white who "danced" all nite...I think she was at the wrong club, because she clearly was a stripper...I'm like, damn, she makin us look bad with those moves...) - it was a cultural experience.
At any rate, my friend and I could not help but notice that the majority of the women in the club were BIG girls...in dresses my 8-year-old sister could fit. They betta stop shopping in the kids section at Rainbow!
One thing a professor pointed out to me was that big girls seem to have a LOT of confidence. I think this is true. They seem to be vocal about being happy with themslves, which is a lesson we all can learn....However, when you are on the dance floor and the DJ plays crunk music, and these big mamas get to bouncin' round all around you...well, let's just say I had to exit before it got ugly.
On the way home, my friend goes, "Girl, did I miss the memo? It was Big Girls Night at that club. There must have been a mass text message that said, 'Bring your most stretchable dress.' "
(DON'T GET OFFENDED, LADIES)
3 comments:
I know we have to give daps to the big girls and being a man of "girth" the big girls always thought they were my preference...well they aint.
And just know that line about the only place I hangout out at is in church is not a turn on...only use that with your girlfriends...not saying you gotta be "up in the club" but just sayin......
Thank you very much for commenting, but trust me, that line wasn't supposed to be a "turn on"....I seriously hadn't been anywhere but like home and church in months. (not by choice, just need new ppl to hang with)
Your post reminds me of a comment Chris Rock made on his comedy sketch once. He said that big woman have all the confidence in the world because they will come out with those clothes that are busting at the seams and shoes that look like they are about to bust because they are so tight. Great posting though.
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