Sad Commentary on Our Current State of Affairs

My best friend recently took a huge leap of faith (and independence) and moved to Houston. She's rooming with her older brother (one of the many ppl I've heard of who have left Detroit and declared Houston the best city ever, period).

I asked him, "What's the biggest difference between Houston girls and Detroit girls?"

He had a looooong list of differences, all in favor of the Texans. But the VERY FIRST thing he said was:

"They all got good jobs!"

-Sad on our behalf, Detroit. But probably true.