Friday, May 8, 2009

Calling All Marginally Successful R&B Singers....

It came to my attention on May 5 (Chris Brown's birthday) that while C. Breezy is laying low, all yall R&B dudes need to step up right quick and get in where you fit in. I dont know if Chris' career is over, per se, but it AINT poppin right now! So here's your chance to capitalize on his misfortune.

All you Trey Songz's (who is a better singer but def. cant dance); J. Holidays's (also a better singer, but not a dancer. at all)





Even you Omarion's (who's a worse singer...but cant quite get hot. And who told u that a BowWow collabo was gon do it for you, bruh?)


AND even you Usher's. We know that young nig** was in yo spot. U and Ginuwine get together real qwik and tell em who's ya Daddy...and u can neva be better than ur daddy, right?


I'm just trynna help. Chris Brown mite try to come back in a minute, and he has no choice but to make a FLAWLESS return. SO y'all come on and get some while he's taking a breather!

2 comments:

surabi said...

Miss D: I totally agree, but being talented and being able to dance is not enough. Chris has what they call the IT factor. Although many R&B singers can do their thing, they still have to have that type of appeal that can draw people to you. So I do agree, but I believe that Chris will be back real soon. What else is he going to do. But I would come back in a movie and then go back to singing.

DevaDonna said...

That is a good idea! A movie would be easier for him to comeback. if it were his album, ppl can just not buy it, but if its a movie with a bunch of other ppl, even if they dont like him they mite still pay to see it.
and i hadnt considered the IT factor part...I am a fan of several celebrities who I think are soo talented, but i guess they just dont have "it." such as Jazmine sullivan, robin thicke, and others who i think deserve to be more famous than they are.