Thursday, June 21, 2007

Manhattan Hot Mamas

This is DevaDonna with a crushing report for single ladies in New York City:

THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR YOU!

Why is that? For every 10 men I've seen, probably only 2 like vagina.
Granted, I am staying in East Village, which I guess is the trendy, college artsy part of town, but I will have cobwebs until summer ends because these queens are MORE fabulous than you are. Baby, you can't GIVE away your goodies up here. High heels, makeup, wigs, exposed midriffs, tight-butt-can't-breathe jeans...the boys do it well. Heard two guys the other day walk up to each other, "Hey Bitch!" so forth and so on....I walk down the street everyday in awe.

Maybe it's because they don't do that where I'm from. I will NEVER see two men in Detroit walking holding hands. (Well, I take that back, maybe in Palmer Park...but that's a central location). I don't know, they say the black community is homophobic, they say the Christain community is homophobic. I'm not saying I am, I'm just saying I've been inundated with gayness and I've been here 3 weeks. That's all I'm saying.

***Til next time!***
-DevaDonna

3 comments:

Brown Sugar said...

Sigh Child. U've never lived (or been there for a decent length of time) have you?

And the problem with New York isn't that the black men r gay. It's that 50% of them are unemployed. SO even if you find a straight one he can't take you out on a date because his ass is BROKE.

I feel ya on the cobwebs though. My ass ain't had none in two months and counting. Shit and ain't no releif in sight.

Brown Sugar said...

That should say "lived in Atlanta"

momme said...

I am so glad you can't give away your goodies in New York.........Peace