Let Me Tell You What You Don't Do...

Don't send me no damn MySpace messages with your lame music....I am NOT going to listen. Do NOT "friend" me when all you are really trying to do is advertise your weak sh**. You are not my friend and I am not your fan, nor a potential customer or consumer of your music. I don't care when your album is coming out. I'm not going to the album release party. I'm not passing it along to my friends. 313 for life but I'm not banging your music and listening to your "Exclusive" tracks simply because you're from Detroit. If I like your music I will find you.

I hate MySpace! I joined it to see what the hype is about, and... I still don't know. I find it too difficult to navigate. If you look at my page it's simple - and other people had to show me how to do that. But, I'm not an online person. I don't like to look at a computer screen for hours and play around with stuff. I go online to get information I need. It is a tool, not recreation for me.

Now my beloved Facebook is becoming convoluted as well. I appreciate FB for its value as a social network utility. I have connected with cousins and friends from elementary school, and probably 100% of the time I will respond to you faster via FB than the telephone or sometimes even e-mail. But my page will have no graffiti, no fortune cookies, no flying monkeys, etc... none of that mess!

K.I. S. S.- Keep It Simple, Stupid

-DevaDonna