Breakfast is Whatev U Eat in the Morn

Dear Breakfast,


Hey there. I know I should eat you in the morning, but if I get up too late to cook what am I supposed to do? I don't like eggs, sausage or pancakes. I don't want anything fried. Tim Horton's, McDonalds, Burger King - all my "fast food" options - they have no offerings. Hecky naw I don't want oatmeal from Ronald McDonald! What's there left to eat for a girl like me who really doesn't like "breakfast food"?

Signed,

At Work Hungry....Stomach is Growling. Louder Than the Sounds of Typing.